glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

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shisnojon:

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

image

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billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

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Q

butterfliesyum asked:

are you becoming college frisbee guy?

A

Yea I’m on a club Ultimate team… It’s pretty great.

Q

Anonymous asked:

How's it going over there in Nerdland?

A

Fantastically fantastic

do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato

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vampire-daughter:

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

OH MY GOSH DYING

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kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool